That’s right student.
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What if Lord Voldemort crashed the wedding?
AVADA KEDA- OOPS, WRONG HARRY. I just died laughing… XD
GOODBYE CEBU. I'M OFF.
I can't believe my teacher failed me.
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J.K. Rowling was a squib. She documented Harry’s...
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Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life...
mightybieberblog: so basically if im on my death bed and im about to die i can just be like and live for another 2 days? then id be like IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER
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and I still don’t have a bag! Oh, I better find out why in bloody hell I don’t have any SPTP allowance. FIVE DAYS left! :D