January 2011
316 posts
December 2010
71 posts
To everyone who took part of my life this year,...
Lee Joon wears two kinds of clothes on stage:
1. The easy-to-rip types
2. the already-ripped types
DO I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL NEXT WEEK?
B: Does this novel have a happy ending?
G: Yes.
B: Then say... what about us?
G:
Indian Man's Deathbed
Indian father, on his deathbed.
Father: Is my wife here?
Wife: Yes, my love. I am here.
F: Is my daughter here?
Daughter: Yes, daddy.
F: Is my son here?
Son: Yes, father.
F: Then who the hell is running the shop?!
How to get laid.
happpynesss:
Lay on bed.
Wait 2 hours.
Lay becomes past tense
chickenshit:
DEAR 2010,
When your crush tells you he likes you,
tenglovesgummybears:
At first, you’ll be like:
Then, you’ll be:
When you tell your best friend:
And when you tell your other friends:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! XDDD
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ?
Plato: For the greater good.
Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Mishima: For the beauty of it. The chicken's extension of its sinuous legs sent shivers of a dark despair into the souls not only of the silently watching hens but also the roosters, who felt a sudden sexual desire for their exquisite comrade. The dark courage of the chicken was as beautiful as drops of dew upon jade at midnight, struck by a partial moon, its light filtered through clouds. One of the deeply aroused roosters could stand the intensity of the moment no more and bit off the head of the beautiful, courageous chicken-hero, whose wine blood was deliciously drunken by the road, and he died.
Camus: The chicken's mother had just died. But this did not really upset him, as any number of witnesses can attest. In fact, he crossed just because the sun got in his eyes.
Martin Luther King: I have a dream that one day chickens can cross the damn road without their motives being questioned.
That stage in a friendship where you can start...
hiseyesmile:
sunggyus:
shesatrainwreck:
love it
the awkward moment where u walk in a room and...
angweig:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
This season always gives me a phobia. FEAR OF...
Enjoy your holidays! :D
Just finished downloading a fashion designing...
remembered a dress project I thought of when I was...
Q: Why play Kpop? Why play something you don't understand?
A: Because if I play something I understand while doing stuff (like coding), I'll end up singing along, which tends to divide my attention, leading to increased amounts of WTF's per minute. With Kpop, the most I could do is bop my head and sing gibberish. I wouldn't have to worry if I sang the wrong words because IT IS A GIVEN. :P
fuck yeah computer science!: T ‘was the night... →
dustyprogrammer:
T ‘was the night before implementation and all through the house, Not a program was working, not even a browse.
The programmers hung by their tubes in despair, With hopes that a miracle soon would be there.
The users were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of…
Shock of the day.
I found out that my mom and my sister thinks my fashion sense is weird…
…
…
…
Okay… that wasn’t such a shock… ^^;
Good Code vs. Bad Code
stefanymarie:
dustyprogrammer:
This is it! Merry Christmas, everyone! Happy...
REBLOG IF YOU GET IT
Girl: Can I get an Apple and a Blackberry for Christmas?
Mom: RLY? OMG IS THAT ALL?!?
Girl: uhhhmm, yeah?
Mom: So I don't have to spend that much on you this year! Wow!
Girl: ??????
(Christmas Day)
Girl: OMG! WTF IS THIS??!!?
When your ex tells you that you'll never find...
kaposiopesis:
=))))))))))))))))
tamaa!!! XD
AudioBoot: 6 MacPros and 6 ipads Giveaway for... →
audioboot:
RULES: -MUST like this post -MUST Reblog once (reblogging more than once= disqualification) -MUST Follow me (http://audioboot.tumblr.com/)
- Recommended Blog (http://www.rocktantra.tumblr.com ) -500 notes= 1 Macbook giveaway and 1 ipad giveaway, so for me to give all, must hit at…
Achieve!
Dear Papa,
Just seconds ago, I wast able to lift that 5 gallon water container along with its 5 gallon water content to replace the empty one on the water dispenser. If that alone can prove that I can now live by myself, then yes, I can live by myself na. Di na ko uhawon kay makadaog ko sa container.
Pa, sunod makabantay ka nga hurot na ang tubig ba, ilisi na daun beh… sakit kau sa...
